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Christmas TV Guide: Our Pick of This Year’s Best Ancient World Telly

No Christmas would be the same without many a wasted hour spent buried in the couch wiped-out on a bellyful of turkey and stuffing, or nursing a hangover after a Herculean nights mulled wine consumption flicking the channels in a dozy haze. It’s a Christmas tradition (although we can’t guarentee that it dates back as far as some other ancient seasonal rituals)

This year you can spare yourself all those awful festive films and Christmas music videos youve seen a million times, by keeping Heritage Keys handy guide to ancient world-themed Christmas TV close at hand.

All the old-school three-hours plus historical epics are being dusted down again for the season of good will among them many of the biggest ancient world blockbusters of all time as well as a raft of comedy and family-orientated ancient world-related movies, and even a few interesting-sounding documentaries.

Our listings are UK-centric, but we’re pretty sure international readers will be able to track down plenty of the below highlights in their countries too seasonal staples many of them no matter where you come from.

We Wish You an Epic Christmas: Ancient World Screen Classics

Christmas TV Viewing Schedule:

Mon Dec 21
12.05pm The Ten Commandments (Channel 4)
Tue Dec 22
10pm Sex in the Ancient World (History)
Christmas Eve
11.30am and 9pm Ben Hur (Sky Movies Classics)
Christmas Day
8.35am The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Sky Action/Thriller)
11.15am and 9pm Spartacus (Sky Movies Classics)
7pm Herod: Behind the Myth (History, Christmas Day)
10.10pm Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark (Sky Movies Modern Greats)
11.15pm Gladiator (ITV1)
2.05am One Million Years BC (ITV1)
Boxing Day
9pm Decoded: Dan Browns Lost Symbol (Channel 4)
10pm The Real Da Vinci Code (Channel 4)
10.05pm Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom (Sky Movies Modern Greats)
Sun Dec 27
8pm 2012: The Final Prophecy (National Geographic)
10.10pm Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (Sky Movies Modern Greats)
11pm Rome: Rise and Fall of an Empire (History)
Mon Dec 28
8pm Man on Earth (Channel 4)
12.35pm Carry on Cleo (ITV1)
Tue Dec 29
2pm Jason and the Argonauts (Channel 5)
Wed Dec 30
9pm The Turin Shroud: The New Evidence (Channel 4)
9pm Troy (Watch)
New Year’s Eve
6.45pm Meet the Spartans (Sky Movies Comedy)
9.05pm Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (Watch)
New Years Day
8pm Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Sky Movies Screen)

Im Spartacus. No, Im Spartacus. No you’re mistaken Im Spartacus, etc. So goes the suicidally heroic banter, roughly speaking, in the iconic climactic scene of Stanley Kubricks all-time great (Sky Movies Classics, Christmas Day, 11.15am and 9pm), as Kirk Douglass band of rebellious slaves all get a bit schizophrenic after defying an emperor.

If its greased-up warrior chaps, going at it mano-a-mano in mortal combat youre after, then youd best not miss Gladiator (ITV1, Christmas Day, 11.15pm) either a modern classic which sees Romes toughest general Maximus battle to avenge the death of his family, who have been slaughtered at the order of bonkers Emperor Commodus (one of our TopTen Roman Emperors in the Movies). Warning: contains Russell Crowe (in small pants).

Well give Troy (Watch, Wed Dec 30, 9pm) a nod as well, another decent contemporary swordsnsandals affair, featuring Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom. One of the most famous scenes in Hollywood history crowns Ben Hur (Sky Movies Classics, Christmas Eve, 11.30am and 9pm), which sees Charlton Heston star as a Jewish nobleman sentenced to slavery returning to exact his revenge in a spectacular chariot race.

Jason and the Argonauts (Channel 5, Tue Dec 29, 2pm) is a Greek mythology-based fantasy from 1963, featuring all kinds of cool but extremely creepy stop-motion Hydras, Harpies and skeleton warriors, created by special effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen. If you happen to have four hours spare, check out Biblical epic The Ten Commandments(Channel 4, Mon Dec 21, 12.05pm) too. Theres a mince pie in it for anyone who manages to stay awake the whole way through.

Video: Spartacus Theatrical Trailer:

Family, Funny and not-so Family Flicks

Do you like Indiana Jones? Do you really like Indiana Jones? Good in that case you can catch all four of the unorthodox archaeologists movie adventures to date over the holidays: Raiders of the Lost Ark (Sky Movies Modern Greats, Christmas Day, 10.10pm), The Temple of Doom (Sky Movies Modern Greats, Boxing Day, 10.05pm), The Last Crusade (Sky Movies Modern Greats, Sun Dec 27, 10.10pm) and even the new one Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Sky Movies Screen 1, New Years Day, 8pm) although its a bit pants so wed advise just taping Raiders and watching it again.

Elsewhere in family Christmas TV-land, Indys female equivalent gets her big, um, guns out in Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (Watch, Hogmanay, 9.05pm), and theres yet more archaeological action Dr Hawass definitely wouldnt approve of going on in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Sky Action/Thriller, Christmas Day, 8.35am).

Zack Snyders gore-fest 300 gets smuttily-spoofed in Meet the Spartans (Sky Movies Comedy, Hogmanay, 6.45pm). For an even bigger laugh and bear in mind that this one isnt even meant to be a comedy check out John Wayne in one of his lesser-known roles as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror (Sky Movies Classics, Wed Dec 22, 7pm).

For a bawdy, camp giggle British-style, try Carry on Cleo (ITV1, Mon Dec 28, 12.35pm), or (dont worry, this ones on well after the kids have gone to bed) One Million Years BC (ITV1, Christmas Day, 2.05am) which stars iconic 70s lovely Raquel Welsh prancing about in prehistoric times with nothing but an animal skin covering her modesty, pretty much for that reason only. Ooh-er.

The Ancient World Unwrapped: Historical Documentaries

Youd best make the most of your Christmas – if the ancient Mayans are to be believed, youve only got two of them left before the world ends.

On the subject of ancient world naughtiness, find out all about the worlds first lads-mags in Sex in the Ancient World (History, Tue Dec 22, 10pm). Dont worry: its a documentary so you can chalk it up as research. Besides, youd best make the most of your Christmas, since if the ancient Mayans of South America are to be believed, youve only got two of them left before the world ends. 2012: The Final Prophecy (National Geographic, Sun Dec 27, 8pm) investigates the truth behind the outlandish theory that the world will fall to bits in two years, which as youll spot from the comments on this blog gets certain souls very excited indeed.

A collapsing world is incidentally the theme of Rome: Rise and Fall of and Empire (History, Sun Dec 27, 11pm), which looks at the first and last days of the civilization that brought you straight roads, a weird numbers system and throwing Christians to lions. Also straight-outta Rome, but from the days before things went a bit pear-shaped, comes Herod: Behind the Myth (History, Christmas Day, 7pm) a look at the remarkable engineering feats of a notorious king.

Tony Robinson examines ancient civilizations that took on climate-change and won including the Hauri of Peru, forefathers of the Inca in Man on Earth (Channel 4, Mon Dec 28, 8pm). Find out whether anyone knows what the circumpunct is when the Time Team man also takes the facts behind Dan Browns controversial best-seller to task on Boxing Day evening on Channel 4, in Decoded: Dan Browns Lost Symbol (Channel 4, Boxing Day, 9pm), followed immediately by The Real Da Vinci Code an hour later.

Another religious hoax may or may not be exposed in The Turin Shroud: The New Evidence (Channel 4, Wed Dec 30, 8pm), which sees Dr Raymond Rogers have a root around for the truth behind the famous relic written-off as a fake by some supposedly linked to Jesus Christ, whose birthday is fast-approaching.

A merry seasons viewing to one and all! To get your and yours really in the mood for some ancient viewing, you could try these recipes for the perfect Christmas dinner (ancient style). Oh, and if you’re still on the hunt for last-minute gifts, for youngsters here’s a few recommended toys, and for adults some great books. All of them of a you guessed it archaeological or ancient world theme.

How to Cook the Perfect Christmas Dinner – Ancient Style

As an experimental archaeologist and independent researcher, I’ve spent the last 30 years investigating the eating habits of ancient civilisations – including their ancient Christmas dinners. Here are some tips and recipes for the perfect xmas dinner that I’ve collected along the way.

I use a technique that I’ve developed over the years to explore the practical aspects of the daily lives of prehistoric Europeans. The approach is based on the theory that the inherent skills and ingenuity of prehistoric European is still latent in the people of Europe today. But the skills of surviving in the northern European landscape have been forgotten because we no longer have a use for them in our modern-day society.

During my researches I have discovered that these skills are very easily acquired particularly if one is not impeded by any training in the skill to be researched. It has to be approached purely by logic. It is essential, though, not to single out any particular skill, but to attempt to do all the required jobs that a prehistoric settlement would have to do to survive.

Applying this Theory to Food

I have often discovered that it is the by-product of one activity that becomes the vital ingredient for the next. Nothing would have been wasted in a prehistoric settlement it is this holistic approach that has been the basis of my researches and the pivot of many of my discoveries.

It is because of this holistic approach that I felt cooking would have been at the very centre of daily life in prehistory. However, until I did my research, the general consensus was that if you did not find a residue of a meal in a pot, then you could not say what they would have eaten.

I looked at the subject in a different way. When we look at a TV documentary on an Amazonian tribe, for example, we all assume that if there is a tasty plant in their forest, they would have known about it and eaten it. Why should the people of Europe be any different, I thought? So I started looking at the pollen record around prehistoric sites to see what plants were growing there, and then started tusing them in combinations that I would like to eat. I used this technique to develop my recipes.

I discovered too that cooking techniques used by primitive peoples around the globe today such as clay-baking food was evident in museum collections from prehistory in Europe. The clay friable fragments found on sites had been misinterpreted as part of daub walls that had been burnt or parts of clome ovens. I knew from my research that this silty clay was perfect for clay baking and, after looking at thousands of fragments in museum stores, found evidence of impressions of bone and grass that I had replicated in my research. I wrote the first full international academic paper on the subject in 2000 and proceeded after that to write Prehistoric Cooking in the hope of inspiring the general public to experiment themselves. My latest book, Tasting the Past: Recipes from the Stone Age to Present, looks in more detail at the history of British cuisine.

Prehistoric Cooking Made Easy

In time for Christmas, here is an overview of some ancient feasting traditions, starting with the Celts.

Throughout northern Europe, the lives of the Celts were split between their four main festivals when everyone would get together for a druidical festival. The average Celt had a big party every three months. The celebration would last for days, during which time all their favourite foods were enjoyed and washed down with large amounts of freshly brewed alcohol. The festival they held in mid-winter was to celebrate winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, and the return of the light as the days started to get longer.

clay baked trout.jpgThe Celts had a very simplistic attitude towards food: lots of meat and fish, cheese, butter and bread, and, of course, bacon and ham. They were famous even among the Romans for their fine salt meats, so if you want to have what would have been a favourite Celtic breakfast during your midwinter festival, a bacon sandwich on brown bread and butter would be perfect.

If you want to have a pagan midwinter feast, you can’t go past a whole salmon clay baked. What they did in prehistory even when they had pottery to cook food in was to wrap meat or fish in grass (just like you have in your garden) and then smear it with silty clay (the sort you’d find on a river bank). The grass steams the fish as it is cooked in the fire in its casing of clay and gives it a wonderful flavour. If messing about with clay it just too much trouble, sprinkle salt on the salmon and wrap it in grass, then cover it with foil and bake it in your oven it gets the same delicious effect.

The Celts grew crops mainly grain, but also beans. The nearest equivalent today to their beans are the borlotti beans you can buy in tins at the supermarket. Here is a recipe for sweet bean and nut cakes that are really great to make and take with you on that country walk with the children that we all tend to do during the festivities. It makes not just a sweet treat but a high protein one too and children tend to love them.

Sweet Bean Cakes

2 celtic sweet bean cakes.jpg250 g butter
500 g whole wheat flour
500 g processed beans
500 g honey
1 cup of chopped hazelnuts

First, drain your beans and rinse them. Then put them on a plate and squash them with a fork (children love doing this!) You have to do this as it breaks down the skin and they mix with the other ingredients better.

Rub the butter into the flour and add the beans. Stir in the honey and hazelnuts. Cook spoonfuls of the mixture on a hot griddle until light brown on both sides. They keep very well in a tin.

Roman Food

By comparison to the simple foods of the Celts, the Romans were almost on another planet as far as their attitude to food was concerned. In a way, they felt they were too sophisticated and refined to just boil a few carrots and eat them with a sprinkling of salt. They had to change the look of their food to make a vegetable look like a fish and vice versa. They would instruct their servants go to considerable lengths to hide the natural forms of their foodstuffs. They would not even sprinkle their food with salt as that was just too simplistic for their palates they had to make a fermented fish sauce called Garum or Liquium to season their food. Thanks to the wealth of literature left by the Romans, it is reasonably easy to find recipes from those ancient times.

Apicius is said to have taken his own life during one last fantastic meal rather than eat like a poor person.

Marcus Apicius wrote a cookery book that showed in detail what the Roman nobility ate. He was a decadent gourmet during the 1st century AD. He was said to actually teach haute cuisine and his love for fine foods was actually his downfall in the end. His lavish dining extravaganzas made him bankrupt, and he is said to have taken his own life (with poison) during one last fantastic meal rather than eat like a poor person.

A poet of the time, Martial, wrote this about Apiciuss demise:

After yourd spent 60 million on your stomach, Apicius,
10 million still remained,
An embarrassment, you said fit only to satisfy mere hunger and thirst:
So your last and most expensive meal was poison.
Apicius, you never were more than a glutton than at the end.

I think that poor Apicius would have been delighted to know that his own recipes were still being made over 2,000 years later.

First Christmas Dinner

For the first three centuries after the Christian religion began, Christmas was outlawed by the Roman Empire. But what is little known is that the Romans were the first to celebrate the nativity on December 25. The Emperor Constantine I became a Christian himself in 312 AD and from then on it became the official religion of the Roman Empire. Before to this time, the Romans had celebrated the winter solstice on December 25. The earliest written record of the nativity being celebrated on the 25th was on an illuminated manuscript in Rome in 354 AD. So the first lavish Christian nativity feasts would have been Roman. Apicius lived in the 1st century AD, but his cook book was edited and re-published in the 4th century AD about the time of the first Christmas feasts. This is why Apiciuss recipes were very likely to have been used during those original Christmas dinners.

So if you want to have a really original Christmas dinner, try this Roman one swilled down with Roman punch.

Cold Ham

4 apicius baked ham with figs.jpg2 kilo ham
500g dried figs
200g runny honey
500g spelt flour
150ml olive oil
3 bay leaves

Method

1. Put the ham in water and bring to the boil and boil for 30 minutes
2. Discard the water and cover again with fresh water and add the whole dried figs and the bay leaves
3. Bring to the boil and simmer for 1 hour
4. Drain saving the figs and when cold take off the skin of the ham
5. Score the top into diamonds and drizzle the honey into the cracks
6. Make a dough with the flour oil and water to mix
7. Roll it out and cover the ham with it
8. Bake for 30 minutes in a hot oven
Serve in slices with the crust on when cold

Apricot Relish for Ham

450g whole fresh apricots (under ripe are best)
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp dried mint
3 tbs honey
150 ml sweet muscatel wine
150 ml white wine
2 tbs vinegar
2 tbs olive oil
Pepper to taste

Method

1. Wash the apricots and stone them and put them in a pan in halves
2. Mix cinnamon, mint, honey, vinegar and oil in a bowl
3. Mix this with the wines and pour over the apricots
4. Simmer gently for one hour, adding a little more wine if it becomes too dry
5. When cold arrange the whole apricots in a dish surrounded by the sauce

Walnut and Fig Cakes

I made these for a TV programme and the camera crew ate them all as soon as we had finished filming, even though they all said they didnt usually eat very sweet food.

Dough

450g spelt flour
200 ml olive oil
Water to mix

Filling

200g walnuts
200g dried figs
75g honey
125g olive oil
75g runny honey to serve

Method

1. Mix the dough ingredients until pliable and leave to chill for 1 hour
2. Chop the dates and walnuts finely and mix in the honey to a paste
3. Roll out the dough and cut into small rounds (use a wine glass as a cutter)
4. Place a teaspoon of the filling in the centre of each dough circle
5. Moisten the edges and add another circle on top so you have little flying saucer shapes
6. Put the oil in a frying pan and when hot fry the pastries on both sides until golden brown
7. Put onto a serving platter and drizzle with the rest of the honey. Serve hot or cold

Dates Alexandrine

5 dates alexandrine with edible gold.jpgThe cooking of these dates really changes the taste of them as it caramelises the skin of the dates and is really delicious.
450g whole dates
200g whole blanched almonds
25g cinnamon
125g melted butter
200g honey
Edible gold leaf to make them really special!

Method

1. Brush the almonds with butter and roll immediately in cinnamon
2. Stuff one almond into the cavity of the date after the stone is removed
3. Brush the date with warm honey
4. Bake in a moderate oven for 5-10 minutes until the skin of the dates start bubbling
5. If you wish you can place a strip of edible gold on the dates for a festive look
Lay them on a platter and serve with quarters of fresh figs or green grapes

Spiced Wine Apicius

300 ml white wine
500g honey
1 tsp pepper
tsp saffron
1 tsp cinnamon
4 dates finely chopped
1 bay leaf
3 quarts white wine

Method

1. Mix the 300 ml of wine with the honey in a pan and gently heat stirring continuously
2. Add the dates, pepper and saffron strands in a muslin bag with the bay leaf and the powdered cinnamon.
3. Add the rest of the wine and heat gently and simmer for one hour over a very low heat
4. Take the spice bag out and serve either warm with a starter or hot with a dessert

Have a Roman Christmas at the British Museum

Did you know Christmas dates back to Roman times? Want to find out more? You could do worse than head down to the British Museum this Sunday (Dec 6) then, where popular children’s writer Caroline Lawrence will head up a day of Roman fun based around the ancient festival of Saturnalia, aptly named ‘A Roman Christmas‘. Visitors can get stuck into music, quizzes and prizes – and enjoy a talk and book signing from the author of Roman Mysteries, which has also been made into a CBBC series.

Tickets are priced at 5 for the event which starts at 1pm in the museum’s BP Lecture Theatre, with Young Friends getting in for just 3.50. According to the museum Roman dress is welcome, so don’t be surprised if you spot a few centurions wandering the streets of Bloomsbury that afternoon! The Roman Mysteries book series has been a hit with readers and reviewers across the nation since its first outing in 2001.

Don’t be surprised if you spot centurions round central London this Sunday!

Stories take place in the Roman Empire during the reign of Emperor Titus, and are largely based in Ostia, a port town of Rome – but other mysteries take place in Pompeii, Egypt, Turkey and other ancient cities. Riddles are solved by four children named Nubia, Flavia Gemina, Jonathan ben Mordecai and Lupus. So far there are 17 books in the series.

Saturnalia was a Roman festival to celebrate Saturn, the god of agriculture and the harvest. Beginning on December the 17th and running for an entire week the festival was notorious for its heavy drinking, eating and reversal of social roles, in which slaves were supposed to become masters. The dating of the festival has meant it has been linked by many scholars to the Christian day of Christmas, when Jesus’ birth is celebrated. Yet these theories have never been fully substantiated. Still, it’s a good excuse for a yuletide party at the BM, eh?