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HK Fantasy Election Policy Roundup: Alexander the Great’s Manifesto

Britain might be staring a hung parliament in the face, but Heritage Key’s election has quickly become a two-horse race. And with just a few hours to go ’til the votes are counted in our grand finale (alas, no Jon Snow and his ever-brilliant green-screenery), it’s time to swot up on Alexander the Great’s manifesto.

Alexander was born in Pella, modern-day Greece, in 356 BC. His father Philip II was already one of the Macedonian Empire’s greatest kings, and was determined that his son would make the nation even greater. A rigorous education ensued, during which Alexander was even afforded personal tuition at the hands of Aristotle. Soon he was a feared military man and canny diplomat, and was handed power aged just 19 in 336 BC upon his father’s death.

Brandishing a terrifying army and unrivalled oratory skills Alexander forced his way past the Persians into Egypt, Mesopotamia and Bactria, but stopped short of conquering India. Nonetheless by his death Alexander had built one of man’s largest empires, and with it immortality.

Alexander the Great’s Manifesto

Defence

Defence is a big priority for Alexander. He spent up to double his empire’s tax revenues on the army, but in fairness the results were spectacular. Though diplomacy was the first option, anyone who would not be Greek was a ‘barbarian’ and dispatched as such.

Alexander conquered lands such as modern Iraq and Afghanistan with incomparable ease. His army were never left untrained or poorly-equipped – a residue from his father’s reign. Yet there was another reason other than the spread of empire that Alexander advanced so far east, stopping only at India. His empire fed on taxes from newly-acquired peoples, so expansion was crucial.

The Economy

Philip II of Macedon left Alexander a huge amount of national debt, helped in no way by the voracious appetites of his military. Because he needed money to bribe and appease his way eastwards, high-ranking officials and noblemen were instead given land and taxes in lieu of payments. As in today’s economic meltdown, Alexander was pledging the future of his empire, and by the time of his death that empire was descending into turmoil.

Still, noblemen were not allowed to run riot, and there are several instances where Alexander came down extremely hard on those he thought to be milking his economy a little too much. God only knows what he’d have done if one of his courtiers had spent his war chest on a duck house or a moat.

Education

Library of Alexandria

Alexander had a profound effect on education throughout his conquered lands. Greek culture was already world-renowned when he came to power, but he made it a priority to spread the word by establishing wider democracy and building theatres, gymnasia and commerce.

Alexander’s exploits were even the foundation for the European Renaissance some 1,500 years later thanks to the mixing of Arab and Greek literary works. He even built the city and chose the site on which the legendary Library of Alexandria, the pantheon of ancient intellect, could be founded.

Foreign Affairs

Alexander’s view towards foreigners was a paradoxical one. He may have pre-dated the civil rights movement by over two thousand years with his famous speech at Opis (later Ctesiphon) in 324 BC, in which he noted no distinction between Greeks and barbarians, and that the best will govern regardless of their race. Yet Alexander’s armies maimed, killed and destroyed their way past continents of nations pursuing Greek domination. Thus it could be said that Alexander’s foreign affairs motto was something like, I accept anyone, as long as they agree with me.

Other Policies

One unsung policy Alexander introduced was to make shaving of the face compulsory among his men for the first time in history. He believed this would increase chances of survival in battle as enemies couldn’t pull on their beards during battle.

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How to Vote in the Fantasy Election: Main Parties Policy Analysis

VOTEIts been a tense few days on the Heritage Key fantasy election trail. Since the worlds ancient leaders first went to the polls on Saturday, voters have turned out in typical numbers to exercise their right to vote. Early indications show that this years election is a two-horse race: firmly in the lead is Alexander the Great, with Romes Augustus closing in as a close second.

Alexander can certain talk the talk. But are the voters swayed by his powers of persuasion and provocative title, or are they actually voting for policies? Is rival Augustus the thinking historians choice, or is he really second-best to the frontrunner? As election day draws close, we outline the main policies of the leading candidates to help you select the right leader in Heritage Key’s fantasy election.

Alexander the Great – Big on Offence

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Alexander the Great

Alexander the Greats Manifesto is heavy on defence. He proposes to spend a fortune on it … and on offence too. Voters might be put off by his ruthless invasions of other countries, but remember taxes from those countries paid for your ancient libraries, gymnasia and theatres. Do you really want to give those up?

Which brings us onto education. Like Boris Johnson, Alexander placed great stock in educating the masses. Having benefitted from an Aristotelian education himself, he set out to bring enlightenment to his people. One of his greatest achievements is the city and library of Alexandria (Philosopher Hypatia would be an ideal campaign buddy).

Education is high up on the agenda in his political manifesto, and lovers of literature, learning and the Classics will surely be swayed by his policies.

But a word of warning can we really trust Alexander with the economy? His track record is fairly dismal, with an over-indulgent military and considerable national debt.

Emperor Augustus – King of Family Values

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In contrast to war-mongering, money-squandering Alexander, Augustus promises a return to family values. Its a popular policy that has been wheeled out by many parties since, and Augustus makes a convincing demonstration by imposing severe penalties on adultery and refusal to marry.

Emperor Augustus sculpture in MUSEO DELL'ARA<br /> PACIS, Rome

Voters hankering for electoral reform may also be interested in Augustuss policy on a new, autocratic, political system. Forget wayward ministers with their own agenda, or getting to grips with a hung parliament a vote for Augustus is just that. As an all-powerful one-man autocrat, hell certainly keep things simple, and not bother you with new leaders for quite some time.

Augustus promise of a free corn dole to citizens (make sure you read the small print before voting he doesnt mean everyone) is bound to prove popular, as is his habit of building cool new theatres and forums. But just be careful who youre seen there with. If, like many of us, you hanker back to the Roman era of debauchery and violence, then Augustus’ new world order might not be for you.

And what about Augustus the man? He may have the face of an angel, but can we trust our blue-eyed boy knowing that he changes his own name at the drop of a toga? Whats hiding amongst the folds of those previous identities?

Last Chance to Vote

Of course, you don’t need to go with the main parties. If you don’t want to vote tactically, you could always fling your vote at a no-hoper like Boudicca or Akhenaten, or even throw in your lot with dangerous heretic Qin Shi Huang or make a protest vote for Jesus.

Voting ends at midnight tomorrow (making it several hours ‘better’ than the UK election). You can only vote once, so think carefully – who do you want in charge?

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HK Fantasy Election Policy Roundup: Augustus’ Manifesto

Augustus.Augustus may have been a political genius but he was far from being a swaggering military hero like other famous leaders from history. He was a sickly, pale youth, yet he had the staying power and resilience to enable him to outlive his rivals and found the Roman empire. Read on to find out why Augustus was the best leader of all times and deserves to win the Heritage Key Fantasy General Election 2010!

He reigned for 41 years and is best remembered as a ruler with extraordinary vision but also as a moderate man committed to peace and family values.

Part of Augustus’s staying power was his genius for re-invention (he changed his name several times) and his ability to turn a situation to his own political advantage. As Octavius, he was adopted by the immensely popular Julius Caesar. This backing was crucial to his bid for leadership and he made the most of the connection by taking on Caesar’s name. Later known as Octavian, he reinvented his political role several times from son of Caesar, to one of the three co-leaders of the Roman world, ruler of the western empire and, after the Battle of Actium, he became sole ruler but a ruler as they’d never seen before.

His one-man authority and influence, or ‘auctoritas’, stemmed from his wide support throughout the Roman army, his large personal fortune and the various public offices he held. He was handsome (blond curly hair, blue eyes, a bit short with bad teeth) but he didn’t have the charisma of Julius Caesar, Mark Antony or later rulers Hadrian or Vespasian.

What Augustus did have was a vision for the future of how the provinces of the fragile republic could be united under one-man rule. He was a social as well as a political reformer and tried to improve Rome’s moral code. He more or less succeeded in establishing peace the Augustan age is synonymous with the golden age of ancient Rome.

So what’s on Augustus‘s election manifesto? Political reform tops his agenda, with family values a close second. He’s keen on security without being hell-bent on war and he’s committed to public spending, but not people power. Plus, there’s corn on the agenda.

Augustus’s Manifesto

Political Reform

If your political system sucks, then what you need is a leader with vision, someone who can make it all better without causing another civil war or a hung parliament. Augustus had this vision in copious quantities and could see that there was no way the old Roman republican system could be reinstated following the dictatorship of Julius Caesar, the tumultuous second triumvirate (Octavian, Mark Antony and Lepidus) and then the Battle of Actium.

Most of all it’s a vote for family values, for banishing adulterers and for one big happy empire

He could see that the best hope for peace was for one man to control the senate and govern autocratically, while also seeming to uphold Roman traditions. Convenient for Augustus of course that that one man should be him, but he introduced his powers almost by stealth and was careful to present a public front of someone who just wanted the best for Rome, whilst at the same time gradually becoming a brand new type of world ruler an emperor. He established a new political order and founded a system of succession that enabled the empire to continue (with a few rough patches admittedly) for about four centuries.

Family Values

Augustus has a fantastic track record in instilling moral decency in a nation. Your wife’s playing away, or your son’s a bit of a commitment-phobe? Not a problem Augustus is a fervent supporter of traditional family values, having reformed the moral code of the Roman people in 18-17 BC, which up to that point had been rather slap-dash to say the least.

Adultery and hedonism had been rife in the late republic and it was looking like the ruling class might not be able to propagate itself. The solution: Augustus’s Julian Laws made adultery a crime punishable with banishment. Husbands who caught their wives in the act were allowed to kill her lover and then had to divorce the wife, while women and men of a marriageable age who refused to marry were banned from inheriting and, worse still, they were also banned from attending public games.

There were incentives for couples who produced three male children. Augustus was a man of his word and stuck by his law when he discovered that his daughter Julia had had hundreds of lovers, he banished her to the island of Ventotene. You can’t argue with someone who’s willing to banish their own daughter to prove a point, now can you?

Homeland Security

Image of the Ara PacisWith his experience as head of a fledgling empire, security is one issue that Augustus takes very seriously. As emperor, instead of continuing the quest for expansion, Augustus reigned in the army, treated them well and ensured they were on his side. He recruited the Praetorian Guard from legions throughout the provinces ensuring widespread support.

Augustus was committed to strengthening borders rather than conquering new lands and he was dedicated to peace. His rule and the two centuries following it came to be known as the Pax Romana, an era of unprecedented (relative) peace. Augustus made his feelings about peace quite plain when he commissioned the Ara Pacis, his Altar to Peace.

Investing in Infrastructure

Augustus seems to have been a master of appearances, who was able to put a good bit of spin onto almost any situation so that he could come out as the political top-dog. He knew that public perception was all-important, so to make the Roman public feel good about him and about themselves, he is said to have transformed Rome from a shabby ramshackle place into a city with the white marble temples, porticoes and monuments that we imagine when we see the ruins today. He is quoted as having said: “I found Rome a city of brick and left her a city of marble.” Among his public works are the Mausoleum of Augustus, the Ara Pacis, the Theatre of Marcellus, the baths of Agrippa and the Forum of Augustus.

Public Services

Trajan's Market

Augustus may not have been big on people power, but he also knew on which side his bread was buttered. When it came to keeping the plebs happy, he made sure they had enough to eat by distributing corn to the people of Rome as soon as he came to power.

A corn dole for each citizen of Rome had been introduced earlier and under Julius Caesar free corn was given out. In his typical measured fashion, Augustus limited the number of people eligible for the free grain, but nevertheless it was enough to sustain his popularity. Augustus also invested in Rome’s aqueducts.

His other public sector improvements included setting up a fire brigade and reforming the police. He was also a patron of the arts and some of ancient Rome’s most famous poets and writers lived during his rule, including Virgil, Horace, Ovid and Livy.

Why Vote for Augustus?

So why vote for Augustus? The leader with political vision, who seemed to genuinely care for the people and who was even given the title Pater Patriae (father of the country). He built ceaselessly for the Roman public theatres, aqueducts, forums and an altar and was a man with integrity and a strict personal moral code Augustus wasn’t one to indulge in lavish banquets like other leaders and he did all he could to promote good moral behaviour.

In short, a vote for Augustus is a vote for peace, for marble monuments, for investment in infrastructure. It’s a vote for literature, for security and corn. Most of all it’s a vote for family values, for banishing adulterers and for one big happy empire.

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