The Maya Doomsday Prophecy
As well as the London Olympics, the next US Presidential Election and the completion of the UK digital TV switchover, there’s another event coming up in 2012 that you might want to mark in your diary – the small matter of the end of the world.
Or, at least according to some interpretations of the Maya Long Count Calendar – a dating system devised in pre-Hispanic Mesoamerica that was found engraved on monuments of the time. If read a certain way – according to certain “experts” since the 1960s – on December 21 or 23 of 2012 a cataclysm of some description will occur that will spell the end of the earth.
The idea has entered popular culture (it’s known as the “2012 Problem”) and spawned all kinds of apocalyptic theories – some of them fanciful, some of them wild and some of them just plain crazy – which have been eagerly propelled by books, TV shows and internet blogs. Is this all just the product of a few over-active and mischievous imaginations? Or is the end really nigh?
It’s a Date! I Think…
You have to wonder how anyone ever remembered their dentist appointment in Maya times, because figuring out the date was a complex process indeed.
Among various calendars devised in pre-Hispanic Mesoamerica, two of the most widely used were the 365-day solar calendar, the Haab’, and the 260-day ceremonial calendar, the Tzolk’in. The Haab’ and the Tzolk’in identified and named the days, but not the years. Usually the combination of a Haab’ date and a Tzolk’in date was sufficient to identify a specific year, because the combination did not occur again for another 52 years, which was above general life expectancy. But those in unusually good health presumably weren’t satisfied, because the Long Count Calendar was devised for measuring dates over that length of time.
The Long Count Calendar counted the number of days passed since a set date – August 11, 3114 BCE in the proleptic Gregorian calendar, or September 6, 3114 BCE in the Julian calendar. It would frequently be inscribed on stela, and other similar such official monuments. The earliest calendar yet discovered, dating from March 15, 162 CE (based on the Gregorian August 11), is on the Tuxtla Statuette, found at La Mojarra in Mexico. Next oldest successively are the calendars found inscribed on a stela at the same site, and on stelas at Abaj Takalik and El Baúl in Guatemala, and Tres Zapotes and Chiapa de Corzo in Mexico.
Good News For People Who Like Bad News
A 13th baktun will occur in December 2012 – that is, the 13th end of 20 katun cycles of 7,200 days on the Maya Long Count Calendar (marking 5,125 years total). This is believed to be the calendar’s end-date, according to interpretations of assorted legends, scriptures, numerological constructions and prophecies.
American archaeologist, anthropologist and author Michael D. Coe was the first scholar to give voice to this theory - in his book The Maya in 1966 - that this might be bad news for civilization. “There is a suggestion,” he wrote, “that Armageddon would overtake the degenerate peoples of the world and all creation on the final day of the thirteenth baktun. Thus… our present universe… would be annihilated…”
Coe was a professional academic making a colourful speculation – many other serious scholars disputed his theory on the simple grounds that the calendar is cyclical, and more likely the count will simply reset itself again at its end date. Most of those who took his idea seriously didn’t have quite such convincing credentials.
The End Of The World As We Know It
American writer, philosopher, psychonaut and ethnobotanist Terence Kemp McKenna – a man known to have a bit of a taste for psychedelic drugs – conceived an idea in the 1970s known as “Timewave Zero”, part of his so-called “Novelty Theory”. He claimed that, judging by a certain complex mathematical calculation based on the Long Count Calendar, on December 21st the world will reach a point when “anything and everything imaginable will occur instantaneously.” Which, needless to say, won’t be good.
Another popular idea involves a “geomagnetic reversal” – a change in the orientation of Earth’s magnetic field, triggered by a massive solar flare producing energy equal to 100 million atomic bombs. Other assorted loons have suggested that a large planet, called Nibiru, will collide with or pass by Earth in 2012 – an idea ridiculed by astronomers on the fairly obvious grounds that something big like a rogue planet might already be visible in the night sky, even without a telescope.
A New Age?
The Maya weren’t alone in appearing to prophesize doomsday – practically all mainstream religions make some kind of historical allusion to the apocalypse, even if none of them pin down quite as specifically when they think it will occur.
At least some relief from the doom and gloom can be found in the various New Age interpretations of what will happen at the perceived end of the Maya Long Count Calendar. Many right-on writers posit – in different ways – that rather than suffering Armageddon, in December 2012 the planet and its inhabitants may instead undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation, beginning a new sociopolitical age of peace, unity and prosperity for the global community. Considering the alternatives, we’re with those guys.
Maya calendar picture (top) by Cherry Pockets; Tuxtla statuette picture (bottom) by Abeand. All rights reserved.



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...guess Christmas is off then. Well in any event no point buying presents before the 24th just incase.
Did any of the 'asserted loons' ever consider they did not predict 'the end of the world as we know it', but just couldn't imagine life beyond 5,125 years old? With less written history, no archaeology and no carbon dating system, probably they idea of past & future did not go beyond 20 to 30 generations of humans or so... ? (which equals a maximum of 600 years) Would they care about supplying a calendar for 250 generations ahead? Let alone, the bigger the calendar is, the more rock you need to write/chissle it down and the more computing time - without a fancy mac to help you - it takes. But probably, when you would have asked someone at that time 'what if our calendar ends', they would have said 'nah, just loop it, I'm not going to start counting again... '.
Besides, we've survived the Millenium Bug, quite a few Nostradamus prophesies, the Black Plague and the theories of that weird guy with the tin-foil hat that hangs around uni. We'll be fine. (Unless some of the asserted loons someday decide on helping the prophesie a little bit by playing around with A-bombs & anthrax & derivatives.) So.. errr.. I want new coloured markers for Christmas, please! ;)
The number of sites and blogs on the net tied to our impending annihilation/reawakening (delete as appropriate) is actually quite staggering. There's survive2012.com, diagnosis2012.com, december212012.com, 2012predictions.net, 2012news.com, howtosurvive2012.com, (*pauses for breath*) alignment2012.com, 2012unlimited.net, 2012theodyssey.com we could go on and on and on... basically any nut with a computer and an internet connection seems to be at it.
As if that wasn't all sufficient to get public hysteria ramped right up to fever pitch, there's even a major Hollywood movie called 2012 coming out in November this year, directed by master-of-disaster Roland Emmerich and featuring, by the look of the trailer, enough CGI-rendered destruction to make King Kong look like a circus chimp.
Those damn Maya and their wacky calendar have a lot to answer for.
That's quite a bit of sites. And knowing the web, there will be most likely a 2012porn one out there also. :d Maybe not all those are 'asserted loons', and some are trying to get a part of the traffic the 2012 film will generate in searches? As for that film, it doesn't look _that_ bad. I've survived/sit out 10,000BC, which convinces me I can handle 2012. :d
PS. do you think we should grab survive2021.org? Just to cater to the above search queries from people suffering from slight dyslectic symptoms?
A little update: a recent phoenix-shaped crop circle, adds to the credibility of the "the end is nigh" theory. Well, sort of. ;)
From The Telegraph: Crop circle enthusiast Karen Alexander, from Gosport, Hants, said: "The phoenix is a mythical creature which symbolises rebirth and a new era in many cultures across the world. "Within the crop circle community many believe the designs are constantly referring to December 21 and its aftermath. "This could be interpreted as the human race or earth rising again after a monumental event. "The patterns are becoming more intricate with every find and it is exciting to think how they are going to evolve by the time we get to 2012."
Are you scared already?!! ;)
(On a side node, the whole crop cicle thing still puzzles me. I assume it's not aliens, nor wind if it's such a complicated design. So you need quite a large team and good organization to pull of such a perfect looking one in one night? And how could that - continiously - go unnoticed? What's the earliest report of a non-just-round crop circle? The Egyptians had a lot of wheats!)
... you spend 10 years squabbling over the new Stonehenge visitor centre, and then as soon as it's built, a massive planet collides with the earth and puts a final end to all mankind. May as well have not bothered.
2012 Movie trailer--more than 3 million views in 7 months on youtube and more than 15,000 comments. Disasterporn is pretty sexy I guess?
8 reasons why the world will end in 2012 of December - Doomsday Proven scientifically, astronomically and religiously,
Scientific and religious experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...Even the futurologists have given up all hope of survival.
1. Mayan Calendar
The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things: Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone andSacrificing Virgins.
Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. Once every 25,800 years, the sun lines up with the centre of our Milky Way galaxy on a winter solstice, the sun's lowest point in the horizon.That will happen on 21st December 2012, when the sun appears to rise in the same spot where the bright centre of galaxy sets. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.
2. Nostradamus prophecies which predicted WWI & II, Hitler, 9/11... so on said
111th pope is the last pope which is what Benedict is now and coincidently the 111th govt of the new world which is the current congress of the US will be the last one and they all end there term in 2012 December.
3. Sun Storms
Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.
4. CERN Large Hadron Collider / Atom Particle Accelerator / Smasher
Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.
5. The Bible says...
If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of other religious teachings including Islam.
6. Super Volcano
Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.
7. The Physicists
This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkeley Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.
8. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything and the entire mantle of the earth would shift in a matter of days, perhaps hours, changing the position of the north and south poles, causing worldwide disaster
Source(s):
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=1060272...
http://forum.santabanta.com/showthread.htm?t=81482
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