First he gets cruelly (and, many would say, unfairly) evicted, and then he finds his home crammed full of 35,000 half-cut hippies, and not the odd copper on patrol. It's enough to make a reincarnated Medieval King hang up his cloaks for good. But King Arthur Pendragon is not going to let a little thing like being evicted stand in his way.

Pendragon's home is a campervan parked on a byway 12, which is known locally as the Netheravon coach road, beside Stonehenge - the closest you can get to the stones without a ticket from English Heritage. There is no formal law against parking campervans on this road, and it seems that other visitors (presumably the ones who are just popping in to buy plastic Stonehenge pencil sharpeners from the English Heritage gift shop) are allowed to set up temporary home there.