If I told you a story about the eighth king of Rome, the clever ones among you might notice that something doesn't quite add up. Your minds might start whirring, scanning the memory for facts about early Roman history... way back when, before the Republic even. And then you remember: of course! Ancient Rome was a city built on seven hills... and it had seven kings. Seven: no more no less. You might well be thinking: 'Anyone who tries to tell me about the eighth king is either a joker or just sadly misinformed!' Well, in that case the joke is on you, because I have learned from reliable sources that the eighth king of Rome is alive, well and living in one of Rome's more exclusive leafy suburbs. 